http://magiclampoon.com/blog Best damn Magic humor site ever Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:58:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en By The Black Knight The day will come. A day of honor; and glory; and destiny. The day I meet my foe on the field of battle. He has eluded me. Where I have searched for him, he has not been found. Where I have pursued him, he has vanished. Where I have sought ... http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/08/dreams-of-a-black-knight/ Before After BEIJING -- The government here announced Wednesday that along with prohibited depictions of skeletons and human bones, angels, ghosts, weapons, zombies, animals, foreigners and meteors would no longer be allowed on Magic: The Gathering cards sold within China. The list of prohibited images would also include comets, according to a ... http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/08/china-adds-angels-ghosts-weapons-zombies-animals-foreigners-and-meteors-to-list-of-images-not-allowed-on-magic-the-gathering-cards/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/07/photochop-kondas-hot-tomato/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/07/photochop-multiplayer-blast/ This week's card is Rootwater Alligator. Rootwater Alligator is now a Crocodile. That kinda sucks, because building a deck based on Gators would be 10 times cooler than building a deck based on Crocodiles. http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/02/card-of-the-week-rootwater-alligator-2/ PHILADELPHIA -- Those frat boys who are always yelling "Whoo" and stuff announced in a news conference that they put a bunch of crap on Ayesha's face when she fell asleep at a party at their frat late Monday night. The leader of the frat boys, a kid who always wears ... http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/03/01/frat-boys-put-crap-on-ayeshas-face-while-shes-asleep/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/02/28/photochop-actual-zombie/ http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/02/28/photochop-attack-of-the-heart/ Destroy target creature. Regenerate target creature. Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Target creature is indestructible. ("Destroy" effects and lethal damage don't destroy it.) Target creature can't be indestructible. Target creature can't be prevented from being indestructible. Spells and abilities can't stop target creature from being prevented from being indestructible. Players can't play spells or abilities ... http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/02/26/a-brief-future-history-of-magic/ This week's card is Season of the Witch. Season of the Witch is one of several Donovan-related Magic cards, along with "Colors" and "There is a Mountain." http://magiclampoon.com/blog/2010/02/25/card-of-the-week-season-of-the-witch/