Photochop – Weakest Card In The Cycle

Photochop – Spellform Ultimus

Photochop – Drain Nothing

Photochop – Burborg, Tomb of Bawgmoth

Bullying Of Rosewater Worsens After Rosewater Opens Up About Bullying

RENTON, Wash. — Authorities were concerned after Mark Rosewater of Wizards of the Coast was found Monday curled into a ball next to an office water cooler, shaking, clutching to his bosom a copy of “A Whack on the Side of the Head,” stained by Rosewater’s own tears and mucus.
Child protection agents told The Magic [...]

Web Site Replacements We Plan To Botch

By Worth Wollport of Wizards of the Coast

Special to The Magic Lampoon
Last summer marked our ill-conceived launch of Gleemax, a would-be replacement for MySpace. It failed to such an extent that we shut it down after a mere three months.  Here are other Web sites we plan on failing to replace!
Weather.com. What weather announcements do [...]

Planeswalkers Vs. Plainswalkers

Planeswalkers vs. Plainswalkers
Five exist vs. Three exist
Funky new card frames vs. Funky old card frames
Mentioned on Tarmogoyf vs. Mentioned on a Homelands card
Hosed by Vindicate vs. Hosed by worst card of all time
Are legendary vs. Are in Legends
Ajani Goldmane has a huge axe vs. Zodiac Rooster is a huge cock
Have had a theme week vs. Due soon, most likely
Will [...]

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