Something Just Happened On Wizards.com, Brainburst Reports

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — It was just announced Monday on Brainburst.com that an announcement was recently made on Wizards.com.
“We proudly announce that Wizards.com says ‘We proudly announce that Morningtide will be released in February,’” reads Brainburst’s latest news piece. “More news on this story as it develops on Wizards.com.”
Brainburst journalists described that they are “pleased to […]

Planeswalkers Vs. Plainswalkers

Planeswalkers vs. Plainswalkers
Five exist vs. Three exist
Funky new card frames vs. Funky old card frames
Mentioned on Tarmogoyf vs. Mentioned on a Homelands card
Hosed by Vindicate vs. Hosed by worst card of all time
Are legendary vs. Are in Legends
Ajani Goldmane has a huge axe vs. Zodiac Rooster is a huge cock
Have had a theme week vs. Due soon, most likely
Will […]

Sorry, I Have To Go Help Some Douche

By Ajani Goldmane

Yeah? Oh yeah? And then what happened? Oh wow! That’s insane! No way! And then what’d he do? You’re kidding! With the g– oh, wait, hold on a second. I think somebody just spent four mana for me somewhere. I’m sorry, I have to get out of here. I need to go help out this douche.
Yes, I know we’re in the middle of a […]