Phyrexian Businessman Requests Assistance Transferring Large Sum Of Human Flesh

By Kkkr’ckrck
Dear reader,
I must solicit your strict confidence in this transaction. I have an urgent need to transfer 1,200,000 pounds of human flesh presently trapped in Phyrexia. This surplus is due to an over-invoicing by corrupt government officials here. This human flesh is currently residing in the Central Organ Bank of Phyrexia and is being […]

The Chaos List

Some friends of ours have asked us to post our favorite personal chaos list. Do you know what a chaos list is? It’s a goofy way to play Magic that makes any multiplayer game completely insane. Our particular chaos list has received a lot of praise from people in big group games where we play […]

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My Special Walking Time

By Mike Flores
You know, Magic players can be a pretty sedentary bunch. It’s not good for your body or your spirit. And then it’s not good for your game.
That’s why I wanted to tell you about my special Walking Time.
I like to take time out of each day to take a short walk. This […]

I, Rapebot

The new Race for the Galaxy expansion’s robot player is programmed to bend you over the table.
One of the goodies that comes in the new Race for the Galaxy expansion, Gathering Storm, is a rules set for a solitaire game against a robot player. Cool beans! Or, nuts and bolts! Space is cold and […]

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Bush Calls For Judge

WASHINGTON — President Bush called for a judge early Monday morning to fill a vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court.
“Judge!” Bush said, raising his hand. “Judge, judge.”
After waiting for several minutes, the president expressed optimism that a judge would show up.
“It could be anyone,” Bush said. “Even a level one. I don’t care. Anybody. Judge, […]

Obama’s And McCain’s Magic Decks

Obama.dec
4 Confiscate
4 Land Tax
4 Tithe
4 Propaganda
4 Treachery
4 Drain Power
4 Swords to Plowshares
4 Angry Mob
4 Droning Bureaucrats
14 Islands
10 Plains
McCain.dec
4 Greed
4 Torture
4 Brink of Madness
4 Hint of Insanity
4 Thought Prison
4 Drain Life
4 Global Ruin
4 Old Ghastbark
4 Droning Bureaucrats
14 Swamp
10 Plains

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