Dreams Of A Black Knight

By The Black Knight
The day will come.
A day of honor; and glory; and destiny.
The day I meet my foe on the field of battle.
He has eluded me. Where I have searched for him, he has not been found. Where I have pursued him, he has vanished. Where I have sought to block him, he has [...]

China Adds Angels, Ghosts, Weapons, Zombies, Animals, Foreigners And Meteors To List Of Images Not Allowed On Magic: The Gathering Cards

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BEIJING — The government here announced Wednesday that along with prohibited depictions of skeletons and human bones, angels, ghosts, weapons, zombies, animals, foreigners and meteors would no longer be allowed on Magic: The Gathering cards sold within China.
The list of prohibited images would also include comets, according to a government offical.
“We have not had [...]

Photochop – Konda’s Hot Tomato

Photochop – Multiplayer Blast

Frat Boys Put Crap On Ayesha’s Face While She’s Asleep

PHILADELPHIA — Those frat boys who are always yelling “Whoo” and stuff announced in a news conference that they put a bunch of crap on Ayesha’s face when she fell asleep at a party at their frat late Monday night.
The leader of the frat boys, a kid who always wears a baseball cap named Curt [...]

Photochop – Actual Zombie

Photochop – Attack Of The Heart

A Brief Future History Of Magic

Destroy target creature.
Regenerate target creature.
Destroy target creature. It can’t be regenerated.
Target creature is indestructible. (”Destroy” effects and lethal damage don’t destroy it.)
Target creature can’t be indestructible.
Target creature can’t be prevented from being indestructible.
Spells and abilities can’t stop target creature from being prevented from being indestructible.
Players can’t play spells or abilities that would prevent the stopping [...]

Rise Of The Eldrazi Expansion Symbol Says That You Have A Crush On Jenny

ZENDIKAR — Brief humiliation coupled with thrill and excitement were the emotions you felt Monday afternoon as the Rise of the Eldrazi expansion symbol correctly identified that you have a crush on Jenny.
Predicting future events on the playground before a live audience, the expansion symbol went on to say that before the week is out, [...]

‘Dragons Is So Stupid’ Proclaims Irate Magic Player

WEST OF THE PECOS — An irate Magic: The Gathering player proclaimed that “Dragons is so stupid!” after drafting a Teneb the Harvester during an eight-man Monday.
The player, who called himself “Time Spiral Sam” and said he was the “roughenest, toughest Magic player this side of the tundra,” was unable to produce the necessary green, [...]

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