Photochop - Game Stop


Rescuers Work To Free Hasbro Executives Buried Under Pile Of Money

Originally ran on MiseTings, Jan. 12, 2004
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Emergency workers struggled throughout Monday evening to reach three Hasbro executives believed to be alive and trapped underneath an enormous pile of money at the company’s headquarters.
The avalanche of money fell onto the missing executives Monday afternoon when a two-story divider wall collapsed from the weight […]

Fans Furious As Rays Refuse To Concede To Yankees

Rays pitcher Joe Kennedy spitefully pitches to the best of his ability at the Trop on Thursday.
 
 
Originally ran on MiseTings, July 18, 2003
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Fans and sports analysts were enraged Thursday as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, with no reasonable chance of making the playoffs, stubbornly refused to concede to the New York […]

Manson: Vote For Me For Invitational

Originally ran on MiseTings, Sept. 4, 2002
CORCORAN STATE PRISON, Calif. — Promising plenty of “mischievous, irreverent antics” were he to win, incarcerated serial murderer Charles Manson made an appeal to the Magic community and began asking Wednesday if people would please vote for him to participate in the Magic Invitational tournament this year.
“I’m the bad […]

Pakistan Adds 21 Red Mana To Mana Pool

Originally ran on MiseTings, June 7, 2002 
ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI — Despite official claims that the action is not a threat, tensions escalated Friday in the territory of Kashmir when Pakistan tapped the entire Hindu Kush mountain range and added 21 red mana to its mana pool.
“We’re not up to anything, I promise,” said Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf. “Don’t […]

People Have Forgotten The True Spirit Of The Festival Of The Guildpact

Originally ran Dec. 25, 2006
As you begin to celebrate the Festival of the Guildpact today, you should take a moment to think about the true meaning of this wonderful holiday.
The Festival of the Guildpact is about much more than attacking your foes with ancient terrors that you’ve brought forth from another time. It’s about more […]

Kids Will Love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen!

Originally ran Dec. 2, 2005
What to do for Christmas. Not the same old video games again!
Moms! Dads! Kids will love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ lets your kids make rainbow pictures that glow in the dark! It’s the perfect Christmas gift.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ comes in red, crimson, scarlet and bright red.
Kids! It’s […]

Photochop - Monolith Rings


MiseTings Updates With Hilarious ‘Page Cannot Be Displayed’ Article

BOSTON — After more than one year without an update, MiseTings.com, the beloved original Magic humor site, has returned with an all-new humor article.
Topical and salient, “The Page Cannot Be Displayed” marks the return of live, published humor pieces to the site that itself gave birth to The Magic Lampoon.
The article, which pokes fun at the […]

Junior Physician Suggests Problem May Be Lupus

 
 
 
 
Originally ran Dec. 19, 2006
BENALIA — A junior physician, a member of the diagnostic staff of the Order of the Samite, suggested Tuesday that a patient’s mysterious illness may in fact be lupus.
The physician was quickly rebuked by her superior, the order’s cantankerous master healer, who said Tuesday that the problem is definitely not lupus.
“It’s […]

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