Sorry, I Have To Go Help Some Douche

By Ajani Goldmane

Yeah? Oh yeah? And then what happened? Oh wow! That’s insane! No way! And then what’d he do? You’re kidding! With the g– oh, wait, hold on a second. I think somebody just spent four mana for me somewhere. I’m sorry, I have to get out of here. I need to go help out this douche.
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Ancient (Mono) Artifact Fetches 2000000 Space-Tix At Auction

Wrgl Tarkon-Fuentes, Newgarfieldtownshire, November 80th, 80085 VD
The FindMagicCards.com Building was abuzz yesterday regarding the incredible price fetched by the extremely rare nondigital card “The Black Lotus.”  The Sons of Buehler Clan auctioned their legendary “The Black Lotus” to the Lapmasters of Long Clan for an unprecedented 2000000 space-tix. This huge space-tix transfer will allow The [...]