Introducing: MODO Babies!

The Magic Lampoon is being allowed the first peek at the newest feature for Magic Online — the cute little characters known as MODO Babies!
Let’s take an advance look at these precious online characters that you’ll be able to play with soon!
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Asia Should Being Worth More Than The Seven Men Per Turn

By Vladimir Putin
Good evening friends.
Always I am having to be in Asia which is so very difficult to control. And I tell you this now — the Asia, which is so hard to control, should being worth more than the seven men per turn.
Always you are in the Australia, sitting there with your two men […]

Each Changeling Is

At first, there was Mistform Ultimus — the creature that was every creature type. With the release of Lorwyn, we now have a host of creatures and even noncreatures with the ability “Changeling.” Each of these cards, like Mistform Ultimus, is every creature type. We thought we’d take a quick look at just some of […]

Examining Shards of Alara’s ‘Strictly Worse’ Mechanic

By Mark Rosewater
Welcome to Worldbuilding Week! This week, we’re taking a look at the things that go into building a cohesive world in Magic: The Gathering.
I think the best way to illustrate what I mean is by sharing a conversation I had during the development of Shards of Alara with designer and all-around good guy […]

Rescuers Work To Free Hasbro Executives Buried Under Pile Of Money

Originally ran on MiseTings, Jan. 12, 2004
PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Emergency workers struggled throughout Monday evening to reach three Hasbro executives believed to be alive and trapped underneath an enormous pile of money at the company’s headquarters.
The avalanche of money fell onto the missing executives Monday afternoon when a two-story divider wall collapsed from the weight […]

Fans Furious As Rays Refuse To Concede To Yankees

Rays pitcher Joe Kennedy spitefully pitches to the best of his ability at the Trop on Thursday.
 
 
Originally ran on MiseTings, July 18, 2003
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Fans and sports analysts were enraged Thursday as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, with no reasonable chance of making the playoffs, stubbornly refused to concede to the New York […]

Manson: Vote For Me For Invitational

Originally ran on MiseTings, Sept. 4, 2002
CORCORAN STATE PRISON, Calif. — Promising plenty of “mischievous, irreverent antics” were he to win, incarcerated serial murderer Charles Manson made an appeal to the Magic community and began asking Wednesday if people would please vote for him to participate in the Magic Invitational tournament this year.
“I’m the bad […]

Pakistan Adds 21 Red Mana To Mana Pool

Originally ran on MiseTings, June 7, 2002 
ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI — Despite official claims that the action is not a threat, tensions escalated Friday in the territory of Kashmir when Pakistan tapped the entire Hindu Kush mountain range and added 21 red mana to its mana pool.
“We’re not up to anything, I promise,” said Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf. “Don’t […]

Ancient (Mono) Artifact Fetches 2000000 Space-Tix At Auction

Originally ran Dec. 26, 2005
Wrgl Tarkon-Fuentes, Newgarfieldtownshire, November 80th, 80085 VD
The FindMagicCards.com Building was abuzz yesterday regarding the incredible price fetched by the extremely rare nondigital card “The Black Lotus.”  The Sons of Buehler Clan auctioned their legendary “The Black Lotus” to the Lapmasters of Long Clan for an unprecedented 2000000 space-tix. This huge space-tix […]

People Have Forgotten The True Spirit Of The Festival Of The Guildpact

Originally ran Dec. 25, 2006
As you begin to celebrate the Festival of the Guildpact today, you should take a moment to think about the true meaning of this wonderful holiday.
The Festival of the Guildpact is about much more than attacking your foes with ancient terrors that you’ve brought forth from another time. It’s about more […]

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