Malfegor Announces He Loves These Little Debbies Snack Cakes

Posted on January 26, 2010
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Malfegor

ALARA — Malfegor, the great demon dragon of Alara, announced Tuesday evening that he loves his Little Debbies snack cakes and that he would not allow anyone else in the entire plane of Alara to come near them.

“Devil Squares — Fudge Brownies — Swiss Cake Rolls — I love them all,” the monstrous being told The Magic Lampoon on Tuesday.

“Don’t anybody dare try to take these Little Debbies snack cakes,” he said.

“Don’t you do it,” he said.

Malfegor told The Magic Lampoon that he also loves Oatmeal Creme Pies and Star Crunches, even though those items are technically not snack cakes.

“They’re more classified as specialty cookies,” the demon dragon said while shoving the snacks down his throat. “Owm nowm nowm nowm.”

As the demon dragon licked his fingers, he explained that he also loves Nutty Bars.

“Oh, man, Nutty Bars! Owm nowm nowm nowm!” Malfegor said.

“Don’t you dare try to take these! These are mine!” he added.

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7 Responses to “Malfegor Announces He Loves These Little Debbies Snack Cakes”

  1. MAGG on January 26th, 2010 6:52 pm

    Wonderful! U R a genious!

  2. Norm on January 26th, 2010 8:15 pm

    Best blog post I’ve read all week.

  3. Lord Maverick on January 26th, 2010 9:11 pm

    Watch out, Malefegor, that Jessian Infiltrator is going for the Swiss Cake Rolls!

  4. Mark on January 27th, 2010 7:21 am

    Hahaha

  5. Andrew on January 27th, 2010 5:49 pm

    I was offended that they misspelled Om nom nom

  6. Gemini6Ice on January 28th, 2010 6:22 pm

    5 stars!

    I now want to make a LD snack cake artifact cycle

  7. slearch on January 29th, 2010 12:06 pm

    blue red genious

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