Girl Drops 8/8 House On Cuombajj Witch
Posted on November 1, 2009
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DOMINARIA — Locals were shocked but then celebrating here today as a strange girl from another plane dropped an 8/8 house on one of the notorious Cuombajj Witches on Sunday.
The girl, hailing from “Kan Zezz,” said she did not herself know where the 8/8 came from or why it landed on the witch. Experts identified it as Phyrexian in origin.
“Gosh, I didn’t mean to do it, honestly,” said the girl, 12.
Residents were initially unsure Sunday whether the Cuombajj Witch who was killed was the white one or the black one because of large, striped stockings covering the witch’s legs.
However, the white Cuombajj Witch quickly arrived on the scene and identified the deceased as her sister. The witch then threatened revenge Sunday.
“I’ll get you, my pretty,” the white Cuombajj Witch said.
Experts were unsure as to whether the white Cuombajj Witch is the one who does 1 damage to enemies, or the one who does 1 damage to her own side. Top theorists speculate that the white one is the one who hits her own team, leading some to believe that the witch’s revenge would be ineffectual.
A local scarecrow offered to help the girl find her way back to “Kan Zezz” later in the afternoon.
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really?
XD great stuff, keep it up
The turning point in her story was when she wore Lightning Greaves that had been Chaos Laced.
well the red ones do get faster you know…
Hahaha