Popular Nicknames For Magic Cards

Superman
Tim
Finkel
Sex Monkeys
Bondage Faerie
Dr. Teeth
Mr. Wiggles
Cradle Tard
Pedophile Fagship
Craptain of the Weatherlight
Awesomeshroud
Sivitri Scarzam’s Dragon’s Whore
The Penis Mightier
Lady Jugsaplenty
Krakilin Oat Bran
Can’t Tell What’s Going On In This Art
Whaletigerfoxbear
Nipplestorm
Incestuous Chosen
Assernacle at Pendrell Butts

DJ Szadek Demands Everyone In House Dimir ‘Get On The Floor’

RAVNICA — DJ Szadek, the House Dimir leader who pioneered house music, demanded late Saturday night that everyone in House Dimir “Get on the floor.”
“Turn the motherfucking mic up,” Szadek said from his DJ setup.
“Calling all freaks,” he added.
House Dimir members complied, waving their arms in the air as Szadek slip-cued an “Ultimate Soul Sounds [...]

Photochop – Dodgy Necromancer

Card Of The Week – Mox Sapphire

This week’s card is Mox Sapphire. Mox Sapphire is typically the most expensive Mox to purchase, which is a clear indication that the other Moxen are weak.

Controversial Baby Shaker Card Banned In Extended

RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast announced Saturday morning that the controversial card Baby Shaker would be banned in the Extended format as of May 1.
The card probably never should have been printed, said Mark Gottlieb of Wizards.
“We’ve done some pretty morbid stuff over the years, but it turns out [...]

Photochop – Charm Of Making

Photochop – Giant Ringworm

Rat-Woman Lauds Comfort, Fit Of Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels Bra

REITO — Rat-Woman and ninja Ink-Eyes announced Wednesday that she was more than completely satisfied with the comfort, fit and style of the new Victoria’s Secret IPEX Angels brand brassiere.
“This new bra is where romance meets technology,” said Ink-Eyes, a 6-foot-tall rat with matted, stinking fur and voluptuous breasts. “It’s Kamigawa’s most advanced bra, and [...]

Card Of The Week – Hidetsugu’s Second Rite

This week’s card is Hidetsugu’s Second Rite. One of the things holding this card back is the fact that opponents can deliberately mana burn to avoid being at 10 life.

Strategy Corner: Will-O-The-Wisp Lock

Welcome to Strategy Corner! Today we’re going to talk about the much-feared Will-o-the-Wisp Lock. Here’s how it works.

Step One: Opponent plays Forest.

Step Two: You play Swamp. You tap your Swamp for mana and play Will-o-the-Wisp. You have almost set up Will-o-the-Wisp Lock.

Step Three: Opponent is mana-screwed and plays nothing.

Step Four:  You play a second Swamp. [...]

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