Kids Will Love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen!

Originally ran Dec. 2, 2005
What to do for Christmas. Not the same old video games again!
Moms! Dads! Kids will love Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ lets your kids make rainbow pictures that glow in the dark! It’s the perfect Christmas gift.
Wacky Magic Eyeball Pen™ comes in red, crimson, scarlet and bright red.
Kids! It’s […]

Card of the Week - Proteus Machine

This week’s card is Proteus Machine. This card should see a lot of play now because it’s any creature type you want. Any!

Photochop - Monolith Rings


Something Just Happened On Wizards.com, Brainburst Reports

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — It was just announced Monday on Brainburst.com that an announcement was recently made on Wizards.com.
“We proudly announce that Wizards.com says ‘We proudly announce that Morningtide will be released in February,’” reads Brainburst’s latest news piece. “More news on this story as it develops on Wizards.com.”
Brainburst journalists described that they are “pleased to […]

MiseTings Updates With Hilarious ‘Page Cannot Be Displayed’ Article

BOSTON — After more than one year without an update, MiseTings.com, the beloved original Magic humor site, has returned with an all-new humor article.
Topical and salient, “The Page Cannot Be Displayed” marks the return of live, published humor pieces to the site that itself gave birth to The Magic Lampoon.
The article, which pokes fun at the […]

Junior Physician Suggests Problem May Be Lupus

 
 
 
 
Originally ran Dec. 19, 2006
BENALIA — A junior physician, a member of the diagnostic staff of the Order of the Samite, suggested Tuesday that a patient’s mysterious illness may in fact be lupus.
The physician was quickly rebuked by her superior, the order’s cantankerous master healer, who said Tuesday that the problem is definitely not lupus.
“It’s […]

Iran’s President Says Obliterate A ‘Myth’

Originally ran Dec. 16, 2005
TEHRAN, Iran — Hardline Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was condemned by several nations including Germany, Switzerland and Russia when he declared Friday that Obliterate was a “myth.”
“There is no such card,” Ahmadinejad said.
“The West would have you believe the myth you can tap eight mana, two of which is red, and […]

Photochop - Minamo Dolphins


Planeswalkers Vs. Plainswalkers

Planeswalkers vs. Plainswalkers
Five exist vs. Three exist
Funky new card frames vs. Funky old card frames
Mentioned on Tarmogoyf vs. Mentioned on a Homelands card
Hosed by Vindicate vs. Hosed by worst card of all time
Are legendary vs. Are in Legends
Ajani Goldmane has a huge axe vs. Zodiac Rooster is a huge cock
Have had a theme week vs. Due soon, most likely
Will […]

Card of the Week - Glory

This week’s card is Glory. Most players are not prepared for this card despite being told to prepare for it.

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