Good Night

Good night, everyone!

Photochop – Game Stop

Complete Morningtide Spoiler

Can you believe it? MTGRobot already has the complete Morningtide spoiler!
Check it out here.

Manson: Vote For Me For Invitational

Originally ran on MiseTings, Sept. 4, 2002
CORCORAN STATE PRISON, Calif. — Promising plenty of “mischievous, irreverent antics” were he to win, incarcerated serial murderer Charles Manson made an appeal to the Magic community and began asking Wednesday if people would please vote for him to participate in the Magic Invitational tournament this year.
“I’m the bad [...]

Card of the Week – Gray Ogre

This week’s card is Gray Ogre. Gray Ogre has long set the standard for what red gets for three mana.

Card of the Week – Proteus Machine

This week’s card is Proteus Machine. This card should see a lot of play now because it’s any creature type you want. Any!

Photochop – Monolith Rings

Something Just Happened On Wizards.com, Brainburst Reports

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — It was just announced Monday on Brainburst.com that an announcement was recently made on Wizards.com.
“We proudly announce that Wizards.com says ‘We proudly announce that Morningtide will be released in February,’” reads Brainburst’s latest news piece. “More news on this story as it develops on Wizards.com.”
Brainburst journalists described that they are “pleased to [...]

MiseTings Updates With Hilarious ‘Page Cannot Be Displayed’ Article

BOSTON — After more than one year without an update, MiseTings.com, the beloved original Magic humor site, has returned with an all-new humor article.
Topical and salient, “The Page Cannot Be Displayed” marks the return of live, published humor pieces to the site that itself gave birth to The Magic Lampoon.
The article, which pokes fun at the [...]

Junior Physician Suggests Problem May Be Lupus

 
 
 
 
Originally ran Dec. 19, 2006
BENALIA — A junior physician, a member of the diagnostic staff of the Order of the Samite, suggested Tuesday that a patient’s mysterious illness may in fact be lupus.
The physician was quickly rebuked by her superior, the order’s cantankerous master healer, who said Tuesday that the problem is definitely not lupus.
“It’s [...]

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