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How To Time Walk

By Mike Flores
What if I told you for one blue and one colorless mana at sorcery speed you could take a whole turn for yourself right after this one? Would you like to? Interested? Well, I would like to tell you about Time Walking. Time Walk is a very powerful effect. These days it costs […]

Card of the Week - Clickslither

This week’s card is Clickslither. They say people used to play Clickslither in goblin decks, but that doesn’t really make much sense. It’s not even the right color.

Wizards Gives Sneak Peek At Precon From Next Set

Originally ran Nov. 13, 2006
RENTON, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast has given The Magic Lampoon a sneak peek at one of the of Time Spiral block, Planner Chaos.
The first preconstructed deck, a monowhite 60-card deck, is called “Endless Chairing.”
The folks at Wizards were kind enough to allow us to take a look at the […]

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Card of the Week - Guile

This week’s card is Guile. Please please please print Ken and Ryu in the next set.

Wizards Invents New Tense

Grammar lovers around the world were thrilled when Wizards of the Coast spokeswoman Tina Gaffney announced Sunday the invention of a new grammatical tense, the imperious perfect.
“We’re very proud of this linguistic development,” she said.
Gaffney demonstrated for reporters by tapping three forests and summoning a thin being with horns and pointed ears. “Please demonstrate the imperious […]

Article Contest, And Another Important Announcement

Ladies and gentlemen, we’d like to announce the second Magic Lampoon Article Contest!
The goal of this contest is to write the best joke article in the contest’s theme. The winner of the contest will receive one box of Lorwyn boosters!
The theme of this contest is:
Planeswalkers
It could be about the planeswalkers in Lorwyn. It could be […]

Congress Bans Umezawa’s Jitte In Standard

WASHINGTON — After years of lobbying, protests and partisan bickering, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to ban Umezawa’s Jitte in all Standard and Kamigawa block tournaments Thursday.
A similar bill is expected to pass in today’s Senate session.
Democrats, who have been widely criticized for failing to make good on the promises of the […]

Mishra Tells Young People: You Can Either Get An Education, Or You Can Get Stuck In Argive

 
 
 
Originally ran Nov. 4, 2006
FALLAJI TERRITORY — People responded with anger Saturday after Mishra, speaking at a Fallaji rally, told listeners that they could either “get an education or end up stuck in Argive.”
“Digging for artifacts,” Mishra said.
“In the sand,” he added.
“Like a moron,” he said.
Critics swiftly began to call for Mishra to apologize Saturday.
“You […]

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