I Love Swimming Around This Frickin’ Treasure Chest

Posted on October 27, 2007
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By a Merrow Reejerey

LORWYN — I love swimming around this frickin’ treasure chest!

I love it! I love it! I love it!

It goes up and down, and bubbles come out! It goes up and down, and bubbles come out!

I frickin’ love it! Swim! Swim! Wait. Swim!

I love swimming around this frickin’ treasure chest! Swim! Swim! Wait a minute. Now swim! Dart around it! Dart around it! Wait.

What’s that? What’s that? What’s that? What’s that?

FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! It’s coming from above! It’s coming from above! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get the FOOD! Get the FOOD! Get the FOOD!

Swim! Wait.

AAUGH OH MY GOD, WHAT’S THAT BANGING?! WHAT’S THAT BANGING?! SWIM AWAY! SWIM AWAY! SWIM AWAY!

Swim! Swim! Wait. Swim!

What’s this?

It’s a treasure chest! Swim around it! Swim around it! Wait. Swim around it!

A Merrow Reejerey is a Magic Lampoon correspondent.

Comments

2 Responses to “I Love Swimming Around This Frickin’ Treasure Chest”

  1. Aziraphale on October 27th, 2007 10:59 am

    frist psot

  2. Aziraphale on October 27th, 2007 11:06 am

    No it isn’t

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