I Love Swimming Around This Frickin’ Treasure Chest
Posted on October 27, 2007
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By a Merrow Reejerey
LORWYN — I love swimming around this frickin’ treasure chest!
I love it! I love it! I love it!
It goes up and down, and bubbles come out! It goes up and down, and bubbles come out!
I frickin’ love it! Swim! Swim! Wait. Swim!
I love swimming around this frickin’ treasure chest! Swim! Swim! Wait a minute. Now swim! Dart around it! Dart around it! Wait.
What’s that? What’s that? What’s that? What’s that?
FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! It’s coming from above! It’s coming from above! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it! Get the FOOD! Get the FOOD! Get the FOOD!
Swim! Wait.
AAUGH OH MY GOD, WHAT’S THAT BANGING?! WHAT’S THAT BANGING?! SWIM AWAY! SWIM AWAY! SWIM AWAY!
Swim! Swim! Wait. Swim!
What’s this?
It’s a treasure chest! Swim around it! Swim around it! Wait. Swim around it!
A Merrow Reejerey is a Magic Lampoon correspondent.
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