Operation: Humiliate Players Enters Fifth Groundbreaking Year

RENTON, Wash. — Seeking to challenge itself after creating Pro Player cards, Operation: Humiliate Players said Thursday its new flash advertisement is the next big thing in embarrassing Magic players.
A new advertisement features a young man who is “king of your mom” and who likes “hanging out with [his] friends, just not at [his] house.”
These and other lines […]

Physics Makes Anthony Alongi Want To Punch Next Nerd He Sees

Originally ran Sept. 14, 2006
RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering writer Anthony Alongi announced in a column Tuesday that physics and its complex equations make him want to punch the next nerd he sees.
“You know what? This is the kind of crap that makes me want to punch the next guy I see wearing a […]

Man At Prerelease Plays Best Game Of Life Against 8-Year-Old

Originally ran Sept. 25, 2005
PHILADELPHIA — A local man announced Saturday while playing in the Ravnica prerelease sealed deck tournament that he had just played the best game of his life against an area 8-year-old.
Quincy Loftus of Philadelphia said that his game against elementary school student Bobby Green featured some of the most amazing play […]

Complete Lorwyn Spoiler

Originally posted Aug. 26, 2007 
Yes! We have the Complete Lorwyn Spoiler. This exciting new set features powerful planeswalkers and tribes battling for supremacy in an enchanted land. Check it out!
Complete Lorwyn Spoiler

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Lorwyn Errata Cleans Up Magic

RENTON, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast announced Sunday evening that even more errata will accompany the release of the forthcoming set, Lorwyn.
In addition to the Fail keyword announced last week, numerous cards will receive “Tribal errata” to make them function more the way players expect.
“From now on, Goblin Bombardment will be a Goblin,” said […]

Card of the Week - Whirlpool Rider

 
This week’s card is Whirlpool Rider. In the set Apocalypse, each color received some creatures with a new game mechanic. White got Flagbearers, green got the Penumbra creatures, red got the Bloodfire creatures and black got Phyrexian Rager and Phyrexian Gargantua. Blue got Whirlpools.

Old Prerelease Cards To Get New Keyword

 
RENTON, Wash. — Magic: The Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast announced Thursday that some old prerelease cards would be receiving errata in the form of a new keyword.
The new keyword, Fail, will be added to those cards that utterly failed as prerelease cards.
“We know it can be a pain for longtime Magic players when […]

Wizards Recalls Product After Man ‘Blown Away’ By Time Spiral

Originally ran Sept. 8, 2006
By Pershore
RENTON, Wash — Magic: the Gathering manufacturer Wizards of the Coast recalled thousands of cases of their latest product from distributors amid fears for the safety of the Magic playing public.
The recall was ordered following comments made by detectives investigating the disappearance of 23-year-old Fort Lauderdale man Bob Bobson late […]

Aether Vial Scientifically Proven To Produce 17 Mana

Originally ran Sept. 16, 2005
RENTON, Wash. — In a study two years in the making, Wizards of the Coast has scientifically proven that Aether Vial is exactly equivalent to a “super Dark Ritual” that produces 17 mana, according to officials.
“It was a lot of work, but it was worth it,” said Wizards of the Coast […]

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