Evincar Mirri Ransacks Skyshroud In Search For Chicken, Liver

Posted on September 30, 2007
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RATH — Alternate-universe Evincar Mirri the Cursed sent troops into Skyshroud late Sunday, interrogating rebels in a search for any hidden caches of liver or chicken.

“Find it! Find their chicken and liver! I demand that you deliver it unto me,” the evincar demanded of her subjects Sunday evening.

“Seize it,” she added. “Seize it all.”

The evincar also sent teams of mercenaries into the rootwater Sunday.

“You mercenary scum are well-paid, so do not return without fish,” Evincar Mirri said.

“Especially their tuna. Tuna, by the succulent bowlfull! Do not fail me by overlooking any of it,” she said.

The previous initiative by the evincar in August sent waves of troops into the Vec townships.

“They were after our cows,” said a Vec resident who asked to remain anonymous.

“Well, not the cows, exactly. They took every single gallon of milk,” the resident said.

The evincar did not deny the story when asked about it by reporters.

“Milk! Yes! Delicious, creamy milk, each drop of it a treasure,” the evincar said. “I demand it.”

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