New Bizarro Precons To Feature Bizarroduals

Posted on September 25, 2007
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Originally ran Sept. 28, 2005

BIZARRO RENTON, Bizzaro Wash. — Bizarro Wizards of the Coast official Bizarro Mark Rosewater revealed Wednesday that each of the new bizarro precons for the forthcoming set Bizarro Ravnica would feature a corresponding bizarrodual land.

“By put duals in precon, me sell precon instead of boosters, and so me make less money!” Bizarro Rosewater said.

“Less money am good,” he said.

Bizarro Charge of the Bizarroboros, for example, will feature one Bizarro Sacred Foundry, while Bizarroselesnya Ununited will have a Bizarro Temple Garden. Bizarro Wizards of the Coast’s plan is to eventually have bizarro precon sales completely supplant the sales of regular bizarro boosters, Bizarro Rosewater said.

Bizarroduals, which come into play untapped unless their controller is willing to gain 2 life, are expected to immediately become among the most valuable cards from the Bizarro Ravnica set, or possibly the least valuable, according to (nonbizarro) Wizards of the Coast spokeswoman Tina Gaffney.

“It’s Bizarro World, I don’t know and I don’t care,” Gaffney said.

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