Evincar Mirri Ransacks Skyshroud In Search For Chicken, Liver

RATH — Alternate-universe Evincar Mirri the Cursed sent troops into Skyshroud late Sunday, interrogating rebels in a search for any hidden caches of liver or chicken.
“Find it! Find their chicken and liver! I demand that you deliver it unto me,” the evincar demanded of her subjects Sunday evening.
“Seize it,” she added. “Seize it all.”
The evincar [...]

Card of the Week – Swamp

This week’s card is Swamp. This fabulous Lorwyn Swamp is the location of an important pride parade each year.

Lorwyn Visual Spoiler

The Lorwyn visual spoiler has been posted on MTGRobot’s message board!
You can find it here.

Terrorist Threatens Creatures, Faces

By May Contain Peanuts
RENTON, Wash. — In tapes released Thursday, a leader of a terrorist organization declares that America’s creatures and faces are not safe.
Claiming to be the “king” of terrorist organization “Your Mom,” the individual on the tape threatens to use the organization’s burn deck to attack America, America’s creatures and the faces of Americans.
The [...]

Crazy Wizards Of The Coast Chimp Hits ‘Reprint’ Button Over And Over

Originally ran Sept. 23, 2006 
RENTON, Wash. — There was trouble at Wizards of the Coast on Saturday as Crackers, the company’s beloved pet chimp, pressed a “reprint” button over and over at the company’s headquarters.
The result was thousands and thousands of copies of cards such as Squire and War Barge being printed with Time Spiral [...]

Pro MTG Online

The wonderful Web comic Pro MTG Online has been updated for your viewing pleasure!
Check it out now!

New Bizarro Precons To Feature Bizarroduals

Originally ran Sept. 28, 2005
BIZARRO RENTON, Bizzaro Wash. — Bizarro Wizards of the Coast official Bizarro Mark Rosewater revealed Wednesday that each of the new bizarro precons for the forthcoming set Bizarro Ravnica would feature a corresponding bizarrodual land.
“By put duals in precon, me sell precon instead of boosters, and so me make less money!” [...]

Photochop – Sheepnapper

Flying Ninja Killed By Own Caltrops

KAMIGAWA — In a move that some observers called the grossest display of complete incompetence they had ever seen, a local ninja involved in a border raid was killed by his own caltrops late Sunday evening.
Even more amazing to many witnesses, the unnamed ninja was flying at the time, local officials said.
“If you had told [...]

Card of the Week – Arcane Lab

This week’s card is Arcane Lab. This particular laboratory was notorious for not getting very much done each day.

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